Johnny: July 21st. Life before the lobotomy. Johnny sang the eulogy. It burned your dreams into the ground. Johnny’s lesson is what he’s been sold. Remember to learn to forget. I’m not stoned, I’m just fucked up. I’m not cursed, ‘cause I’ve been blessed. I’m not in love, ‘cause I’m a mess. I never liked you anyway. St. Jimmy rules! P.S. Don’t wait up!
did you know my parents bought me this “i’m a gleek” bed set for my junior year of college
I think this was their way of trying to ensure I never got laid. WELL YOU FAILED MOM AND DAD. I FUCKED ON MY GLEEK BED. MULTIPLE TIMES. MY GLEEK BED WAS AN ORGASM EXCHANGE STATION. DON’T STOP BELIEVING IN MY SEX APPEAL.